Witty DDay Banter from 2004

[Mac Sog 2]

Grinder: and i jump to get too the action faster
Mac Sog 2: lol
Mac Sog 2 was capped by Grinder
Mac Sog 2: lol
Grinder: lol
Mac Sog 2: stop jumping after you kill me lol
Grinder: lol
Mac Sog 2: lol
<R>Guyver: hi
Grinder: when i work i make sure i bunny too the augers

[MetalGod]

I miss that kooky kid. lol

[Dice]

Alsatian brings Invade1 to a horrifying end for the allies.


Mac Sog 2 didn't see [101st]Alsatian's TNT (Friendly fire)
[AR]Dice didn't see [101st]Alsatian's TNT (Friendly fire)
loochie didn't see [101st]Alsatian's TNT (Friendly fire)
PhantomBlade didn't see [101st]Alsatian's TNT (Friendly fire)
[101st]Alsatian killed himself.
Team German Forces is victorious (100 / 100 kills)!
Grinder: hehehe
[101st]Alsatian: rlol
[MH]ibAnez: gg
Grinder: gg
Mac Sog 2: al lolol
[101st]Alsatian: ff

LOLOLOLOLOL!!!! holy crap i remember that day. good thing i was a angel in this game and dodged the banter list. i talked to 29thBigred and he is gonna try to hunt down our dday install disc that has our logs from the beginning of bigred1's server to its death. should be some interesting stuff on there. probably a shit ton of <svj> stuff.

maybe just this. like 2004/2005
WTH Eating my connection alive!
cpe-**-**-***-***.**.res.rr.com

This IP is using FDM 1.x and is eating up my connection. I blocked the use of this tool since I can't even use my box right via ssh.

I'll remove the ban if there are bandwidth limits placed on this tool.

this is not how i got all of my 300 maps. sorry dirk.
can not* do it again? this standalone didnt come with any maps.

[Night Rider]

Need maps look here alot of them are the original zips here
http://home.comcast.net/~ddaynormandy/D-Day%20Maps/

[Mac Sog 2]

I didn't forget about you, Dice! Here is one with you in it.

Grinder: dice is haxoring,hes using a scope
[AR]Dice was shot down by Mac Sog 2's rifle
[V]CACHACO: what is that?
Grinder: a scope lol
Grinder: on your gun dummy
[V]ZAPPAFAN was sniped by [101st]Alsatian
Mac Sog 2: mouthwash
[V]CACHACO: what is scope in spanish?
[AR]Dice: taco

[Dice]

LOL nice! he always loved my quick scope.. you should start a demo thread. so we can show how important our shouting is in this game so we can have fafner raise the shout limit..... 12 is about all i can shout via the console and a few more times with binds made in my autoexec. and i bet if you have a demo with grinder you and myself its got to be friggin funny! wink* wink* faffie

[Mac Sog 2]

If there was an easy way for me to convert my demos to YouTube videos, I would do it. I just can't seem to figure it out and don't have the time to invest in learning how. Fafner gave me instructions one time but it all went over my head! All of my demos are filled with nonstop shouts though.

I do enjoy watching other people's demos so I am all for a demo thread!

[Night Rider]

I too have been saving demo's from alot of players if I make room for a demo download site I will.

[Mac Sog 2]

This one's for Himmy. From 2005.


[SC]Himmy was castrated by [SC][W]eStoN (Friendly fire)
[SC][W]eStoN: lol
[SC]Himmy: omg
[SC]Himmy: lol
DeFenT did not survive Mac Sog 1-A's explosive attack
Team Allies is victorious (60 / 60 points)!
Clak: gg
][GOD][Haken: gg
[SC][W]eStoN: that ones for being canadian


[SC][W]eStoN: give us a couple weeks
DeFenT died of severe wounds inflicted by Mac Sog 2
[SC][W]eStoN: and we'll be up there
[SC][W]eStoN: if thats cool with u
[SC][W]eStoN was capped by Mac Sog 2
[SC]Himmy: thats a great irea
[SC]Himmy: ida
[SC]Himmy: idea
[SC][W]eStoN: u fail

[Mac Sog 2]

Yoo, where have you gone?


113^Barbie: pleas mac do me a fav
113^Barbie: try push a train up ya ass
PITOTES was sniped by Mac Sog 2
113^Barbie was sniped by Mac Sog 2
113^Ryan was sniped by Mac Sog 2
113^Ryan: lol
[CLiK]MetalGod: lol nice
113^Barbie: humm
Mac Sog 2: clear!
113^Barbie: kick ban this ass
(Team)Mac Sog 2: Sniper!!!
Mac Sog 2: triple
113^Barbie: cant stand mac im out
]shout swr
113^Barbie: fag ahoj mac
Mac Sog 2: chips ahoy?
113^Ryan: lol
[CLiK]MetalGod: yum
Mac Sog 2: hehhe
113^Barbie: ass
113^Ryan: lol cookies
Mac Sog 2: hole?
[CLiK]MetalGod: yeah cookies
113^Ryan: bipolar or something
[CLiK]MetalGod: something
Mac Sog 2: she is odd
Mac Sog 2: I dont want her chips ahoy

[Mac Sog 2]

From 2003.

Tyger was shot down by (352nd)Alpha's rifle (Team Kill!).
(Team)(352nd)Alpha: jesus
(352nd)Ghostdog: I love you to alpha
phill666 was sniped by Mac Sog 2.
(Team)(352nd)Alpha: that was a boo boo
Tyger: umm
(Team)Mac Sog 2: lol yes it was
(352nd)Hazard died of severe wounds inflicted by (352nd)Alpha.
Tyger: no kidding


[OSS]Sgt.Karr was shot down by Pulstar's rifle (Friendly fire)
Pulstar:
Pulstar: sry
[OSS]Sgt.Karr: IDIOT
Pulstar: player id was off
Pulstar: geeez
Pulstar: sorry m8
[OSS]Sgt.Karr: three shots at me and you still couldnt figure out why I wasnt shooting back?
Pulstar: =)
Pulstar: nope
Pulstar:
[OSS]Sgt.Karr: TARD
Mac Sog 2: lolol
Pulstar: lol

[Mac Sog 2]

Weston has the best lines in the console log.

ChonGuito: no matter how many cards u have in your deck
ChonGuito: as long as you believe in the heart of the cards
ChonGuito: lets duel!
[SC][W]eStoN: CHONGUITo
[SC][W]eStoN: one more word
[SC][W]eStoN: and your fuckin gone
[SC][W]eStoN: u got it?
ChonGuito: eeeeeh
[SC][W]eStoN: lol
[SC][W]eStoN: chon guitos actually fafner or funionz, posing as a mexican. but they cant fool me
[SC][W]eStoN: ...forever.


(Team)[SC][W]eStoN: mac, when u gonna join sC?
Mac Sog 2: no hablo engles
Fiodorov: puro espanol>?
(Team)[SC][W]eStoN: comon dude, your good and u dont have a real clan
QUAKEroats didn't see Mac Sog 2's handgrenade
QUAKEroats: hehe
(Team)[SC][W]eStoN: its fake
(Team)[SC][W]eStoN: lol its not fake
(Team)[SC][W]eStoN: im just baked

[Mac Sog 2]

A few random ones.

[AR]Dice: stigma has a tiny weiner
+ELD+ was machinegunned by Grinder's light machine gun (Friendly fire)
Mac Sog 2: and you know this how?
Mac Sog 2: lol
cp420smk was sniped by [SC][W]eStoN
[AR]Dice: grinder told me
Mac Sog 2 was sniped by [AR]Stigma


CuCo_BaD[LF]: brasil
[V]Flyer: lol
Mac Sog 2: yes
CuCo_BaD[LF]: gollll
[SEC]Boogerhead: cuco, minha esposinha e capixaba .. e voce?
[V]Justice was gunned down by [SEC]Boogerhead's submachinegun
[SEC]Boogerhead didn't see [V]Justice's handgrenade
[OSS]Sgt.Karr: LOL BOOGER SPEAKS FUNNY


Made In China was killed by MetalGod's airstrike (Friendly fire)
Made In China: dream teamer
Made In China: lol
Your class is Engineer.
MetalGod: sorry mr I can't move my saw

[Mac Sog 2]

From 2003 - I was going for, and got, the last kill castration. Are you not entertained?!

(Team)Mac Sog 2: I wanted to knife him lol
Echel0n was sniped by (29th)SpongeBoB.
[CLiK]DZ was sniped by (29th)SpongeBoB.
(29th)SpongeBoB was sniped by DJMkUltra[SYNOD.
(29th)SpongeBoB: heh
DJMkUltra[SYNOD: dead
(29th)SpongeBoB: found me
(Team)(29th)SpongeBoB: fell off the fucxking roof again lol
(Team)Mac Sog 2: watch this
You don't have any more jump stamina!
DJMkUltra[SYNOD was castrated by Mac Sog 2.
Team Allies is victorious (50 / 50 kills)!
[SEC]Boogerhead: gg
(29th)SpongeBoB: haha
Mac Sog 2: lol!
[CLiK]DZ: gg
El: gg?
(29th)SpongeBoB: gg
[666th]WWeasel: gg
[CLiK]DZ: haha
[SEC]Boogerhead: lol gg
DJMkUltra[SYNOD: owned

[Species]

probably a shit ton of <svj> stuff.

I think I have a bunch of raw logs from alphas or bigred1's server. I had written a script at one point to parse server logs from all the (willingly participating) dday servers to compile a lookup table to track name changes across servers, IP's and different names. You wouldn't believe some of the names well known people were playing under.

[Mac Sog 2]

December 2005 for Species.

<SVJ>Species was shot down by {12th}Bird's rifle (Friendly fire)
<SVJ>Species: nice
Tammy Fay was shot down by {12th}Bird's rifle (Friendly fire)
Santa Sog 2: uh oh
<SVJ>Species: again
<SVJ>Species: nice
Tammy Fay: wtf
{12th}Bird: dont spawn them
Santa Sog 2: mental breakdown alert
{12th}Bird was sniped by Buck
<SVJ>Species was kicked <------- Grinder types in the wrong CL number!
<SVJ>Species disconnected
]skins
client 0: Buck\rus/class_sniper
client 1: <SVJ>Species\grm/class_infantry
client 2: {12th}Bird\grm/class_infantry
client 3: Santa Sog 2\grm/class_infantry
client 4: Himmy\rus/class_flamethrower
client 5: Tammy Fay\grm/class_sniper
<SVJ>Species has joined team axis.
Santa Sog 2: wrong number on that kick lol
Tammy Fay: tk me again asshole
{12th}Bird: sure
{12th}Bird was machinegunned by <SVJ>Species's light machine gun (Friendly fire)
Santa Sog 2: hehe revenge
{12th}Bird was kicked
{12th}Bird disconnected
Tammy Fay: see ya fuckstick
{12th}Bird: *clap
Santa Sog 2: welcome back
Himmy was machinegunned by <SVJ>Species's light machine gun
Santa Sog 2: we missed you
{12th}Bird: you spawn kill and tk me
{12th}Bird: wow
{12th}Bird: i tk once
<SVJ>Species: 3
Santa Sog 2: twice
Santa Sog 2: at least lol
Tammy Fay: fuck off
<SVJ>Species: at least 2
{12th}Bird: accidents do happen
<SVJ>Species: me and tammy
Himmy was sniped by Tammy Fay
<SVJ>Species was capped by Buck
{12th}Bird: delibrate
<SVJ>Species: learn to spell

[Mac Sog 2]

Two more random ones.

[BR1]Cpl.Rab,d: klong bo8ince
[101st]Alsatian: thx
Mac Sog 2: is that romulan?
[BR1]Cpl.Rab,d: mostly
[101st]Alsatian was capped by Mac Sog 2
[BR1]Cpl.Rab,d: my mom was raped by a vulcan
[BR1]Cpl.Rab,d: so it has a vulan dialect
Mac Sog 2: rgr


Santa Sog 2 didn't see [äâ]VanWilder's handgrenade (Team Kill)
Santa Sog 2: oh my
[äâ]VanWilder: merry xmas indeed, lol
[äâ]VanWilder: boom
Santa Sog 2: lol
[äâ]VanWilder: oh no i killed santa
Santa Sog 2: bad very bad

[Mac Sog 2]

Grinder sewing confusion in the ranks.

(Team)Made'nChina: im in the rock house
Mac Sog 2: yeah I hear lol
Your class is Medic.
(Team)Made'nChina: givn em a shot each
(Team)Mac Sog 2: Yes Sir!
(Team)Made'nChina: with a m1
(Team)Made'nChina: they r lookn for me
salute
(Team)Mac Sog 2: Affirmative.
(Team)Made'nChina: lol
(Team)Made'nChina: i got them confused
NewDDayGuy was castrated by Mac Sog 2
NewDDayGuy: ahhh lol
Mac Sog 2 was sniped by Britisher
(Team)Mac Sog 2: Sniper!!!
Britisher was castrated by Mac Sog 2
(Team)Made'nChina: they think each other is firing at the other one lol
(Team)Mac Sog 2: lol

[Mac Sog 2]

I just found this from 2005.

[V]OUTLAW: time to start kicking TK'ers....
Goof: easy outlaw (Goof is Grinder)
Mac Sog 2: there are no tkers here

2SEXY didn't see [AR]Sgt.QUAKEr's TNT (Friendly fire)

[CLiK]MetalGod: no tking here
Mac Sog 2: that -31 is by accident
Goof: i trip on my laces and tk 31 guys at the same time

[Mac Sog 2]

Alsatian. Bunny nading since 2002.

Ziggy Marley: no nade bunnies... play as if your weighed down a bit
[101st]Alsatian: one jump with throw is not hopping
Ziggy Marley: al ... no bunny ..period
[101st]Alsatian: i dont bunny
Ziggy Marley: theres rules .. sorry
[101st]Alsatian: if you want me to leave i will
Mac Sog 2: so you cant play without bunnying al?
Mac Sog 2: is that what you are saying?
Mac Sog 2: lol
[101st]Alsatian: have you ever seen me throw a nade and not take a jump?

[MetalGod]

Paging Al... Alcoholic.

[Mac Sog 2]

Grinder throws my nade back at my team. This one is from his console log.


You have a live grenade!
You have a live grenade! <------- I manage to toss it back from stairs
Grinder was gunned down by Mac Sog 2's submachinegun
cp420smk didn't see Mac Sog 2's handgrenade (Friendly fire)
[SC]Himmy didn't see Mac Sog 2's handgrenade (Friendly fire)
[V]Flyer didn't see Mac Sog 2's handgrenade (Friendly fire)
Grinder: lol
Mac Sog 2: oh no
[SEC]Boogerhead: WOW
[SC]Himmy: lol
cp420smk: WOW
Grinder: take that minus
Mac Sog 2: grinder did that lol
[V]Flyer: lol way to clear a room soggy
Grinder: lol

[Mr. YOur no fun]

Gosh, this is so witty.

[Mac Sog 2]

They can't all be funny, like this one.

MYNF was sniped by Mac Sog 2
MYNF: are u aim botting
Your head's been shot off!
Mac Sog 2 was capped by VolksBOT
shorty was capped by VolksBOT
usa Mac Sog 2: hehe
usa Mac Sog 2: as always
usa shorty: dam
grm MYNF: o well never mind then
MYNF disconnected

[Mr. YOur no fun]

I said they were witty, what do you want?