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Witty DDay Banter from 2004

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Grinder helping the new guy:

KickAss-2: man... I REALLY SUCK. Any players guides or anything that has some game tips or do I just have 2 play and learn
[CLiK]Grinder: pull trigger run forward
[CLiK]Grinder: swing gun wildly


And then this from Booker AKA Tygerwoods:


aDDict: tyger
[HRH]Tygerwoods: what
aDDict: can i contact you through messanger?
[HRH]Tygerwoods: aim
[HRH]Tygerwoods: why
aDDict: whats the name
[HRH]Tygerwoods: i dont like to be disturbed when General hospital or Family guy is on
[HRH]Tygerwoods: so if you im me then i will block you
[HRH]Tygerwoods: i never miss my stories
aDDict: k

And this from Buck:

BuckNaked drowned (after being wounded by Mac Sog 2).
Mac Sog 2: oh oh?
BuckNaked: hhmm
Mac Sog 2: how did I wound you?
BuckNaked: you hurt my feelings
Mac Sog 2: lol
(Team)Mac Sog 2: dont rocket the spawn
[101st]Alsatian: dont tell me how to play
[101st]Alsatian disconnected

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Good stuff! I should do more condumps.
You should have Mrs Sog 2 play more often. She wasn't doing too badly. Just teach her to use the T & Y keys.
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I have the qconsole logger. I have all the console logs for the last 9 years or so.

You know we are desperate for players when I have her play for the first time in the 12 years I have been playing. She was laughing as she burned the bots. It's a good start.

More from the log:

dodgy: who voted for this map/
[ROGUE]Goggles: YOUR MOTHER
rifraf: lol
dodgy: is that meant to be funny?
MetalGod: it is funny
(Team)Mac Sog 2: dont rocket the spawn
[101st]Alsatian: dont tell me how to play
[101st]Alsatian disconnected

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And so it was, for the MetalGod speaks no falsehood.
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Hey, when you get a chance email me that logger. Thanks.
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Add this one to the mix:

[101st]Alsatian has joined team Axis.
Grinder: tker in bound
[CZ]WellBloud was machinegunned by Trotskiy's light machine gun
(Team)Made In China: lol
[CZ]WellBloud disconnected
Trotskiy didn't see [101st]Alsatian's handgrenade (Friendly fire)
Grinder: lol see
ibAnez was sniped by Grinder
(Team)Made In China: oh my god!
[101st]Alsatian: shut up
Grinder: he cant help it
Made In China: lol
ibAnez: lol
(Team)Mac Sog 2: dont rocket the spawn
[101st]Alsatian: dont tell me how to play
[101st]Alsatian disconnected

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LOL, I wonder where Ibby is these days.
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Qconsole.log is generated by entering; logfile 3 into your dday\autoexec.cfg file with any text file editor.

If anyone wants a one key demo recorder, add this to your autoexec. Mine is set up to the Insert key. Just remember to rename the demos to something other than match1, match2 etc. after you disconnect from the server. Otherwise you will write over the demos when you reconnect to a server and record again.

bind INS demrec0
alias demrec0 "record match1;bind INS demstop0"
alias demstop0 "stop;bind INS demrec1"
alias demrec1 "record match2;bind INS demstop1"
alias demstop1 "stop;bind INS demrec2"
alias demrec2 "record match3;bind INS demstop2"
alias demstop2 "stop;bind INS demrec3"
alias demrec3 "record match4;bind INS demstop3"
alias demstop3 "stop;bind INS demrec4"
alias demrec4 "record match5;bind INS demstop4"
alias demstop4 "stop;bind INS demrec5"
alias demrec5 "record match6;bind INS demstop5"
alias demstop5 "stop;bind INS demrec6"
alias demrec6 "record match7;bind INS demstop6"
alias demstop6 "stop;bind INS demstop7"
alias demstop7 "echo SORRY CANNOT WRITE OVER DEMOS!!!"
(Team)Mac Sog 2: dont rocket the spawn
[101st]Alsatian: dont tell me how to play
[101st]Alsatian disconnected

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Hit me again, Ike and put some stank on it!
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Nothing funny here but I thought some of the old names were worth posting.

Himmler's
D-Day Server
Home of the Big Red 1
NO BUNNY BULLSHIT AND NO
BUNNY DIVES !


client 0: dopey\grm/class_infantry
client 1: Mac Sog 1\grm/class_infantry
client 2: Mac Sog 2\grm/class_infantry
client 3: [505]Munstin\grm/class_infantry
client 4: Himmy\grm/class_infantry
client 5: [SC]TheGeneral\grm/class_infantry
client 6: Mug\grm/class_infantry
client 7: [AR]Reddragon\grm/class_infantry
client 8: [okw]Phil\grm/class_infantry
client 9: [CLiK]MetalGod\grm/class_infantry
client 10: [SC]GypsyLlama\grm/class_infantry
(Team)Mac Sog 2: dont rocket the spawn
[101st]Alsatian: dont tell me how to play
[101st]Alsatian disconnected

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I miss ole Phil. He was one of the best snipers of all time... calm, cool and accurate.

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More good stuff from the log.

Mac Sog 2: the chileans have a neat system
Mac Sog 2: when they play
3090: ?
Mac Sog 2: if they are losing they switch sides
3090: lol that is why chile has come so far in the world
Mac Sog 2: also
Mac Sog 2: on the map that favors axis
Mac Sog 2: they all go axis except maybe 2 guys
Mac Sog 2: lol
BuckNaked: lol
Mac Sog 2: also on invade1
Mac Sog 2: if allies are doing bad
Mac Sog 2: they switch and get objectives as axis
(Team)BuckNaked: haha\
Mac Sog 2: I mean every day they do it
Mac Sog 2: I am there I see it all
Mac Sog 2: lol
3090: do you speak spanish?
Mac Sog 2: jaja
BuckNaked: lol
Mac Sog 2: I know taco bell
(Team)Mac Sog 2: dont rocket the spawn
[101st]Alsatian: dont tell me how to play
[101st]Alsatian disconnected

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More log stuff.

jacob: I don t speak really good english
Mac Sog 2: me either
[OSS]Cpl.Pen: i'm scottish, english is a foreign language to me too
jacob: i m a belgian girl
Mac Sog 2: me too
jacob: no you are scottish you just tell me lol

[OSS]Cpl.Pen: lol
jacob: lol
Mac Sog 2: pen is
[OSS]Cpl.Pen: that was me
jacob: oh excuse me
(Team)Mac Sog 2: dont rocket the spawn
[101st]Alsatian: dont tell me how to play
[101st]Alsatian disconnected

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Pendragon is a Scottish girl
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Parts is in the log too.

[OSS]Mjr Parts fell to his death.
[OSS]Lt.Slem was flattened by [OSS]Mjr Parts (Friendly fire)
[OSS]Lt.Slem: LOL!!
[OSS]Lt.Slem: I never saw that before!
(NGK)Legstrong was killed by Mac Sog 5's heavy machine gun
[OSS]Mjr Parts: lol
[OSS]Lt.Slem: flattened??
Mac Sog 2 did not survive Apex's explosive attack
[OSS]Mjr Parts: shaef i think
(Team)Mac Sog 2: dont rocket the spawn
[101st]Alsatian: dont tell me how to play
[101st]Alsatian disconnected

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Time for a diet, I think. :lol:
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Parts wrote:Pendragon is a girl

So is Major Parts :o

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Couple more from Buck.

Mac Sog 2: bucks ping is 29
[OSS]Pvt.Himmy: lol
BuckNaked: buck rocks
Bloodlust was shot down by BuckNaked's rifle
[OSS]Pvt.Himmy: buckaroo
BuckNaked: i use a q2 accelerator
Bloodlust: what's that?
BuckNaked: something i just made up



Capt.Skrilix: how do i move fast under water?
BuckNaked: wear flippers
(Team)Mac Sog 2: lol
Capt.Skrilix: i just asked i didnt ask you to be a smart ass about it
(Team)Mac Sog 2: dont rocket the spawn
[101st]Alsatian: dont tell me how to play
[101st]Alsatian disconnected

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My ping was usually in the high 20's- low 30's at Himmy's server. Funny stuff. keep posting, Mac.
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I miss Weston!

Sniper Bait: whey you all play doomtown, i cant get the "texture" files, where do you get them?
[SC][W]eStoN: try fafner
[SC][W]eStoN: he has all
Sniper Bait: what is the address?
[SC][W]eStoN: fafner.com
Sniper Bait: thanks
(Team)[SC][W]eStoN: is he really believing me?
(Team)Mac Sog 2: lol
[SC][W]eStoN: hahahaha
(Team)Mac Sog 2: dont rocket the spawn
[101st]Alsatian: dont tell me how to play
[101st]Alsatian disconnected

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Grinder had a bind that would stuff everyone on the server to say "WESTON!" all at the same time. funny stuff!
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Trash talking while playing Wetland.

Himmy: never been here lolol
bdac#: it's a pretty old map
[AR]QUAKEroats: LOL
(352nd)harr# was shot down by Santa Sog 2's rifle
bdac#: I always liked this campaign
(352nd)harr#: i always liked your mom
bdac#: harr
[CLiK]JpKool ha
(352nd)harr#: !
bdac#: your mother was a chilean
(352nd)harr#: bs :\
bdac#: and your father was a mp43
Himmy: lolol
Santa Sog 2: lol
(Team)Mac Sog 2: dont rocket the spawn
[101st]Alsatian: dont tell me how to play
[101st]Alsatian disconnected

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Long time players will remember that Santa Sog made an appearance every December.

Yooo!! was killed by Santa Sog 2's airstrike
Yooo!!: santa is a cheter
BMF-Bruno was gunned down by Santa Sog 2's submachinegun
(352nd)lame#: hell yea he is
[112th]Terrible was shot down by (352nd)Cyanide's rifle
(352nd)lame#: all those chimneys in ONE NIGHT
(352nd)lame#: hax
(352nd)lame#: santa uses a speedhack ;[


Santa Sog 2 was castrated by navyseal (Team Kill!).
Santa Sog 2: oh knives only?
navyseal: yes and sorry
Santa Sog 2: ok
Santa Sog 2: you just tkd santa
Santa Sog 2: you will have to live with that

navyseal: lol


Santa Sog 2 was shot down by Himmy's rifle (Friendly fire)
Santa Sog 2: you tkd santa
Himmy: omg
Santa Sog 2: you know what that does
Himmy: i suk
Santa Sog 2: naughty list
Himmy: sorry mate
(Team)Mac Sog 2: dont rocket the spawn
[101st]Alsatian: dont tell me how to play
[101st]Alsatian disconnected

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Jeeez, how much of this stuff did you record and save? For ten years.

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I have the entire log from every game I have played since 2004. These posts so far are just from 2004!

This is for you.

Hedge Fight
Mr. Your No Fun
********************
ERROR: Local map version differs from server: 357448309 != '826466196'
(Team)Mac Sog 2: dont rocket the spawn
[101st]Alsatian: dont tell me how to play
[101st]Alsatian disconnected

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